Please read these Terms of Service and Privacy Policy ("Terms") carefully before using this platform. By submitting content, accessing, or interacting with this service in any way, you agree to be bound by the following terms regardless of whether you actually read them (we know you didn't).

1. Your content is mine

Anything you send (text, pics, thoughts) belongs to me. I can use it, ignore it, or tease you with it forever.

2. Your secrets stay with me

I don’t share. Your confessions are locked here. Only I decide if/when they come out.

3. I reply when I want

Could be quick. Could be never. Boring messages get ignored. Step up.

4. Send quality or get skipped

No spam, no lazy one-word crap. Make it cute, needy, or clever.

5. File limits

5 MB max per file. 5 attachments max. Don’t flood me.

6. Rules change whenever I say

New terms? You accept. No debate.

7. No guarantees

This is as-is. Glitches, delays, silence: deal with it.

8. Your feelings aren’t my problem

Sad I didn’t answer? That’s on you.

9. I’m the final word

Any drama = I win. Always.

10. You already agreed

One message = collar on. Now impress me, pet.

Last updated: Whenever we felt like it. Probably now.